Just say YES!

"Hi Kristy, my mates I went on holiday with are having a party tonight. Loads of ganj and Mighty Boosh. I'm allowed to bring a friend, fancy it?"


"...Uhhhhhhm. Nah, I need to tidy my room"

"...Eh. Fair enough. Bye"


Idiot.
JUST SAY YES.
Go out.
GO OUT
GO OUT
GO OUT.

Urgh. Go to bed. There's a good idiot.