I AM SO HUNGOVER.
IT IS NOT FUN.
I DO NOT KNOW HOW I GOT HOME.
Hopefully, and emphasis on the hope, I didn't make too much of a twat of myself.
Although I was feeding some Goldfish some bread...
DEVELOPMENT: Well, I was getting changed there, realised I was still wearing my bra from last night. Lovely, I know. Anyway, off it went and then suddenly a £ coin falls to the ground and clinks at my feet. The Queens face looking up at me with nothing but disgust and shame.
WHAT DID I DO LAST NIGHT?!
And why wasn't I paid more.
I jest, I jest. No one raped me. I'm sure of that much.